These two curious creatures known as Alma and Hermine are bringing that BRE (Big Rat Energy) to all their adventures on TikTok!

Hermine is the fully hairless one and Alma sports the beard.
@alma.and.hermine Dog Licking Politics #chihuahuamix #chihuahua #chinesecrested #tinydog #hairlessdog #hairlesschihuahuas #funnydog #cutedogs #hairless #chihuahuafanclub #funnydogs #fyp ♬ original sound – Hermine and Alma
They’re a mix of Chihuahua and Hairless Crested dogs, with a sprinkle of Maltese. They were both happy accidents after their parents hooked up before they were neutered and spade. And if you’re wondering (like a ton of their followers) they don’t really need moisturizer lol.
@alma.and.hermine #svar til @beckyelswick ♬ original sound – Hermine and Alma
They live in Norway, where the temperature is usually not the best for walking around naked. So you can bet they have tons of cute outfits.
@alma.and.hermine #hairlesschihuahuas #chihuahua #chinesecrested #nakeddogs #nakedchihuahua #hairlessanimals #funnydog #funnydogs #hairlessdogs #hairlessdog #funnyanimals ♬ original sound – Hermine and Alma
Here’s Alma entering her Babushka Era last winter.
@alma.and.hermine Channeling my inner #babushka #chihuahuamix #winterfashion #dogsofnorway #hairlesschihuahua #hunderinorge #chihuahua #chinesecrested #tinydogs #dogsfashion #norway #funny #funnydog #cute #cutedog #hund #søthund #norge #liveterbestute #dogs #norskehunder #tinydog #winterdog ♬ Korobushka (Little Peddler Box) – Samovar Russian Folk Music Ensemble
And here she is enjoying the summer sun. If you’re wondering (like a lot of their followers) they do need sunscreen.
@alma.and.hermine Finally some sunshine after heavy rain. #hairless #chihuahua #dog #hairlessdog #summer #fyp ♬ Circle of Life (From "The Lion King") – The West End Orchestra and Singers
Here’s Alma doing a spot-on E.T. impression.
@alma.and.hermine Gotta phone home #nakedanimals #nakeddog #funnydogs #funny #hairlessdogs #norgesfantastiskehunder #dogsofnorway #hairlessdog #chihuahua #chinesecrested #maltese #puppiesofinstagram #dog #dogoftheday #doglife #funnydog #chihuahuasofinstagram #funny #doglover #chihuahuamix #dogsofinstagram #animallover #norskhund #hunderinorge #hairlessmix #hairless #nakeddogs #hairlessanimals #hairlesschihuahua #cutedog' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' #et #hairlesschihuahuas #hairlesschihuahuasofinstagram #hairlessdogs #nakeddogs #chihuahua #chinesecrested #alien #funnydogs ♬ E.T. (Movie Main Theme) – Cast Soundtrack
Alma and Hermine like to compete in a variety of games, such as wrestling and zoomies.
And yes all their games are clothing-optional.
@alma.and.hermine Wiiii! Just some #happy #nakey #dogs #chihuahua #chinesecrested #norway #hairlessdog #hund #norge ♬ original sound – Hermine and Alma
For more of these disrobed doggos, follow @alma.and.hermine on TikTok, Instagram, and Facebook.
@alma.and.hermine It's a dog's life #happy #hairless #dogs #spring #norway ♬ original sound – Hermine and Alma
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