Dog (Dog)
Anthony Jeselnik has a dog.
Turtle (Turtle)
Anthony Jeselnik shared a story about his pet turtle on his Netflix special.
When I was a little kid, I had a pet turtle. Tiny little turtle. Kept him in an aquarium. One summer I went away to camp. While I was gone at camp the turtle died. When I got home, my dad lied to me. He said, “Anthony, your turtle is alive and well. It just went to go live with your mother.” I believed that until a couple days later. I was digging around in the backyard … and found my mom’s body. Worst day of my life. I loved that turtle.
Anthony Jeselnik
Anthony Jeselnik is an American comedian, writer, producer, and actor. He was born in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania in 1982 and first gained recognition as a writer for the Comedy Central Roast series. He is best known for his dark, irreverent, and often controversial sense of humor, which often explores taboo topics such as death, rape, and disability. Jeselnik has released two stand-up comedy specials, “Caligula” and “Thoughts and Prayers”, and has made numerous appearances on late-night talk shows and comedy festivals. He is regarded as one of the most cutting-edge comedians of his generation and has a dedicated fanbase for his unique comedic style.
